This is just awesome.
( Enter My Parlor, Said the Spider to the Fly )

The seven guys arrested in Florida for allegedly planning to attack the Sears Tower in Chicago had no weapons, no explosives, no plans, no connections to Al Qaeda.......but they "aspired" to do it so the Sears Tower has been saved.

Well I feel safer.

Link (Youtube/Daily Show)

Link (TPM Muckraker)

This is from 2003, I believe.

"So gay marriage will lead to children being born out of wedlock?

How is sodomy that powerful?

Let me ask you this:

Does the union of penis and ass set off some kind of genital Wonder Twin activation that emits some kind of community decaying ray?

Is that it?"

What a fantastic father.

I've got a hypothetical question for you guys ( Read more... )

I thought I was done, but they had to pull me back in.

( The latest on the hunting accident )

First, the funny:

YTMND works fast
Ten Ways Cheney Can Kill You (via boingboing)

ABC shows Cheney with a gun (via IRONCITY)

( Now, the serious: )

Vice President Dick Cheney shot a 78-year old friend of his yesterday in a hunting accident.

The Yahoo News ArticleHe apparently was so busy aiming at the birds that he didn't notice that his friend was in the line of fire. The shotgun pellets hit his face and torso, but his friend is apparently doing fine ( Read more... )